Thursday, February 26, 2009

Up in Michigan

Saginaw, Michigan is not a place I have been. Looking at Google Maps, it seems like it could be more remote, however, it does seem like a place where one could get bored.

Boredom, of course, leads to bad ideas. Like this:

AP - A man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police said he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum.


Uh huh.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Police said the man was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

So wait... a resident noticed something and it was still going on minutes later when police arrived?

See, this article, to its credit, is low on what you might call "the gory details." The problem here is I have a tremendous imagination. And right now, it's not a good thing to have.

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